I am a pretty even keeled person. I don’t stress over situations in the same
way most people do. I don’t express
dramatic levels of grief or happiness.
What you see is what you get, day in and day out… usually.
But lately – I find myself in the throes of excessive
emotion. Something once so trivial and likely to go
unnoticed is now generating intensity inside me. And much to my distaste, the newly popular,
mawkish emotion, seems to choose the form of tears.
Ugh. With a side of
ugh.
I do not cry. Especially in public situations (and by
public – I mean a live being within a mile). It’s not
that I consider tears a weakness… it’s just not me. Again, that whole “doesn’t wear her emotions
on her sleeve” thing.
But what am I supposed to do with this incipient change to
my coping mechanisms? Obviously, I
cannot succumb to weeping whenever the mood strikes. Music seems to help. I drown out the feeling with sound-reducing
headphones, at full volume. Fortunately,
I have this remedy in my back pocket every minute of the day. Well, minus the headphones.
Alright – so obviously
I experience stress. This is
it. Something in my life is so intense
that for the first time in memorable history, my body does not know how to
cope. Fucking a.
The really irritating thing about it is… I know exactly why
it’s happening. I could pinpoint for you
the minutia that is wreaking havoc on my psyche. And the bitch of it is, I could absolutely
stop the madness… but I don’t want to.
Maybe I’m masochist… Maybe I
suffer from extreme self-deprecation… Maybe my neurosis is so intense that I
don’t even recognize what a bad idea this is...
Therein lays the problem.
I don’t see a problem. The grand
scheme of my decision is thoroughly mapped out in my head; so intricately that any
possible unforeseen change of events instantly generates its own outcome – so
that even without knowing what path my little experiment will take, I know how
each path will end.
This is the level of my fuckedupness. This is how exorbitant my ability to compartmentalize. But no amount of cajoling… no amount of external
rationalization… no amount of self-realization is going to knock me off
course… because I made my decision – and
that means I made the right decision…
Because I weighed the pros and cons… I don’t believe in regret… and I’m fucking always right.